ritadona

1. Knitting/Crochet/Sewing Patterns with errors. Doesn't anyone proofread them/try them out first before sending them off to be done by starry-eyed, trusting dopes like me?
2. Yarn snobs who practically roll their eyes when I walk up with the balls of inexpensive cottons instead of the 15 dollars a skein South American Alpaca.
3. Stores that have every other size hook or needle but the one I'm looking for.
4. Pressing seams.
5. Loop turners.
6. Having to make my own bias tape...

Gah! I need to stop because I'm getting all ticked off! Gah!

I love Crafty Chica's website, and her projects are to die for! Got my fingers crossed!

Dog: "Well, I told myself, I said, I'll just put it on for a second, you know, while she's out, and, well...here we are."

Turtle: "Yeah, I told the lady I already had one, but she said she had a stash to bust, so I said, 'Knock yourself out'. And, apparently, she did."

Dog: "Hey, yeah, would someone tell dad the baby's in the dog house? Sheesh, mom, get some sleep!"

Teletubby doubles on a break.

Horse: "Well, drop my stitches, someone knit me a blank--hey,wait just a Preakness second this thing smells like rodeo! I'm a Triple Crown winner, you dope!"

"I'm making eyes at the mailman, Jack, but I really don't think he's going to help us."

Dog: "Does this mean you're still mad at me for that little 'anal gland thing'? 'Cause, you know, technically, that really wasn't my fault."

Book Title: "Bitches and Knits: Knitting Gone to the Dogs"

Dog: "Knit one, turtle, too?"

Kitty prefers "sleeping in the round".

I'm a Basset Hound, you dope. Impressions. That's all I got.